senashenta | Repression Is My Friend

In an attempt to distract myself from my depression, my exhaustion, and my overal HATE for my job and manager/boss, I shall now tell a joke, which a friend of my Mom's told us yesterday. I laughed so hard I almost snorted my milk.

Rated PG. >^-^;;;

*ahem*

A woman is out garage-sale hopping one Saturday morning, and at one of the sales she finds a lovely mirror, with an ornately carved frame. It's absolutely gorgeous, and she completely falls in love with it.

"That's a magic mirror." The woman selling it tell her when she sees her looking at it. "If you wish on it, your wish will come true."

Yeah right. She thinks, laughing, but because it really is a beautiful piece, and she does like it, she decides to buy it anyway. When she takes it home, she hangs it on the back of the bathroom door.

When she's going to bed that night, she decides she's going to try it out, and goes to the bathroom to look into the mirror. She can't help but remember what the woman she bought it from said about it. Then, giggling a bit, she thinks why not? and says "mirror, mirror on the door, make my breasts a 44."

And BAM!

Her breats grow huge!

Excited, she runs into the bedroom to show her husband; "look, look! I just looked into the mirror, and said 'mirror, mirror on the door, make my breasts a 44', and it worked!"

"Yeah right." Her husband snorts, and walks into the bathroom to see for himself.

Standing in front of the mirror, he says "mirror, mirror on the door, make my pecker hit the floor."

And BAM!

His legs fall off.

....

XD