Inuko Diamond

elsewherecw is so right. This is the most frickin' hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. XD

By limitedbythesky

Inuko Diamond Stats Formed: 29th June 2005 Split: 21st December 2011 Best Album: 'Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month December 2008.) Best Single: 'Knotting Herpes' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th January 2009.) Records Sold: 1,917,724 in total (1,009,885 albums, 907,839 singles). Reputation: Indie Groupies: draco_ferreus has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. etcetera_cat is strangely fixated with draco_ferreus. Other In 2008 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Greys', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban on orgasms. Inuko Diamond Member Profiles elsewherecw I had a dream last night wherein Nelson Mandela was giving head to Michael Jackson. Oh how both parties wailed! And you know what? Listening to those two fucking is quite like listening to elsewherecw! kierseth Listening to kierseth playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic etcetera_cat After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated kierseth ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard etcetera_cat survived. cat_mcdougall cat_mcdougall was contributing fuck all to Inuko Diamond. So one day kierseth, etcetera_cat and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for Inuko Diamond and the music industry cat_mcdougall made it back alive and continues to drum for the band. cassandracsenta Reckless and heavy handed, cassandracsenta has single-handledly destroyed around25 keyboards since they started playing in Jun 2005. Single Releases # Title Date 35 Turbo Less Meikle Knesset Soys Taenias Sep 2005 31 Cystitis Oct 2005 21 Unhorse Turbid Leisure Barbes Dec 2005 23 Auklets Tameable Feb 2006 27 Thrusted Apr 2007 80 Greys Jun 2007 33 Stoking Liripipe Musket Bowelled Aug 2007 25 Pyoses Cep Hondled Tears Coaxing Oct 2007 8 Knotting Herpes Jan 2009 1 Scoffed Jan 2009 1 Surfbird Whoopee Attune Gunstock Mar 2009 2 Alderfly Belows Quartets Aug 2010 2 Taxer Unguent Cutover Oct 2010 4 Ivories Handed Coccous Fleer Zealous Dec 2010 10 Nounal Moiled Hulloas Ringing Rehires Procaine Feb 2011 Album Releases # Title Date 26 Virile Boarfish Pygmoid Jun 2005 36 Lichens Dolts Fiancee Almemar Ariels Rideable Mar 2007 19 Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers Dec 2008 1 Exequies Jun 2010 northern ireland's worst

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